I just saw Napoleon Dynamite yesterday. Possibly in my top ten of worse movies i've ever seen. Maybe i'm just more about "smarter" jokes or something...But no wait... I'm the same person who might list Robin Hood Men in Tights and Ace Ventura as one of their favorite movies. But yo...this movie was some doo doo. I have NEVER fallen asleep 3 times during a movie. The first time i did it in like 10 minutes and decided to watch it again. But what is so funny about some tall ugly kid in glasses acting like a retard? Honestly somebody SHOULD'VE hit just smacked him in the face. Just so he'd shut the f up. And what was the point of the whole movie? Pedro winning the sga president? How about before he does that he learns how to speak english. Wait...there's another thing. Can they get anymore stereotypical. The hispanic dude has like 20 people in his house with 3 "cousins" who drive a flashy car with hydraulics. His brother is in love with a thick black woman with a gold too and suddenly he becomes the dude from Malibu's Most Wanted (which was actually a funny movie). No... it wasn't really offensive (at least for me) but if your gonna be streotypical make it FUNNY. At the very least witty. The dance scene was kinda sorta funny at first. But it went on for waaaaaaaaaay too long. And his dancing sucked a bit too much to make it funnier. It was like he couldn't decide whether he REALLY wanted to dance (or was incapable) or he took too many pain killer's and didn't have full usage of all his limbs. Seroiusly...this movie made me disappointed in the tons of people who are obsessed with this movie. I can see how it could be funny...I mean The way he says things COULD be funny (but not quite). At times i almost wanted to laugh i just couldn't. Honestly i almost wanted to burn the dvd then i realized the girl who i borrowed it from might break down in a heap of tears and makeup and physical therapy lotion upon hearing that her favorite movie was burned in a ritual I do for movies I hated worse then watching myself push out diahhrea (cha cha cha).
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
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