So i'm sitting here typing this because right now I'm nervous, I'm nervous because i have a REAL world interview of a job i might theoretically take. And frankly when I am anticipating something my mind becomes extremely hyper active. I'm not even gonna front like i might not have a slightly overactive mind anyway. So here i am typing away on blogspot eating some ice cream and a couple hostess cupcakes at 1 in the morning when in reality i should be getting ready for bed cuz i got a 10 am interview. But...f it. Instad i sit here wondering why in the world this fruit of the loom commercial has a man dressed as a apple singing about not over loving your underwear. Having said that...he sounds good. Who would've thought a man dressed in a apple costume could make loving your undewear sound good. I try to sing about your mom's drawal's (drawers) but for some reason it just ain't poppin' the same way.
I don't know where my random bouts of "ebonics" comes from. I think internally there is a battle between my bmore side and my columbia side so I end up mixing phrases such as "yo son...why was that dude bogarting the ball so much?" Actual phrase from yours truly. Bogarting (spell check) btw means "monopolizing" or in that context "hogging".
If there is one person out there who's personality I look at who I might pattern myself on or want to be like (you know if "big hak wasn't good enough). It would be Puff Daddy (ok...Jaime Foxx too...But lets focus) Maybe i'm unintensionally letting out a man crush here but that Puff has this amazing swagger that just commands respect everywhere he goes. And this is a dude who was born in VA and went to college at Howard. But he walks around KNOWING he's a G. Some people have an aura about them that makes people feel or look at you a certain way. I just look at that dude on tv and know a couple of things... One....My sister would immiedietely drop her drawers for him. Two... His hair cutter must make ALOT of dough for giving him hourly shapeups. (seroiusly...look at him...have you EVER seen him with a single hair out of line. Even on his goatee?) And three... He immiedetely gets respects from everyone he encounters. Swagger is that amazing thing that is abstract but incredibly tangible at the same time. Cuz you KNOW when somebody has it. You can feeeeeel it. You can see it. But if i asked you describe what makes somebody have it. I'd get the stuck face. I think one of the reasons so many athletes, entertainer's, and overall really rich people have people react to them with such awe, envy and respect (?) is how they carry themselves. An air of confidence goes a long way when talking to people. By about sophmore yr at CP I learned while playing basketball that when making a call if you say it with enough essertion (even if its blatantly wrong) people will go with what you say like 90% of the time. Same with answering a question from some random person or talking to a female. If you ACT like you know and say it like you were born doing it... Nobody questions you. Whether its right or wrong this is a big part of swagger. And why is swagger so important on a everyday basis? Because I estimate 85% (probably higher) of the people you encounter on a everyday basis don't have that 100% confidence in their physical, mental, emotional self to exhibit it. (Why do you think Donald Trump STILL wears that same tupee after all these years...He obviousely just doesn't care and is good with himself) I once...saw Micheal Jordan walking to his car (from a long distance) and just the swagger in his walk and the way he carried himself made me take another step back. (Seriously i actually tripped off the curb and got some wet kinda stankish curb juice on my fresh Keds...) Even from 100 yards away i knew... Micheal Jordan does not have "penis envy".
According some who see me on a everday basis I seem to have a lil swag. My little brother says i "walk cool" there's a general consensus from a couple girls/women (at what age do i start calling grown females "women") that I just "seem" like i have "a lot of female friends". That's all well and good but I want to make sure everytime I speak, walk into a room and just LOOK at somebody...Even with sunglasses on (i want you to be like "oooh sh*t I better be looking at big hak in the eye.....He might be looking at me) I want them to either think or know that I'm somebody and I need to recieve the kind of respect only given to somebody who is worth more your grandparents social security plans (rich grandparents).
Who would've thought that a random posting brought on by hyperness would've ended in me talking about Puffy and me walking tall swangin a big dick. (aka swagger)....No Karamo
Quote of the week from work:
Old dude (who also happens to be an alchohalic) comes from the bathroom up to the gym area of my clinic, on the way he stops by his therapist (female) who is standing next to another young therapist (female). Comment: "I'll have to tell *insert finance manager's name* not to overcharge me cuz my balls were getting a bath while i was in the bathroom.
*Proceeds to sing (in the tune of "do your ears hang low") "Do your balls hang low do they wabble to and fro...ect ect"
I kid you not...
Two of my favorite songs of all time is Tyrese "Sweet Lady" and "Lately"
Also..I am reaaaally kinda feelin' Justin Timberlake's new song "Sexyback". One...I like the double entendre in the name. Cuz i've always found a sexy back very sexy... I'm seroius... What's hotter then a girl with nice latissmuss dorsi (lats) or perhaps defined rhomboids. Aaaaaaand of course a big phat phatty. But yeah...the song is all super funky fresh and it makes me want to get my "cool walk" on. Oooor perhaps watch the club scene from Blade.
I'm a fan JT
I don't know where my random bouts of "ebonics" comes from. I think internally there is a battle between my bmore side and my columbia side so I end up mixing phrases such as "yo son...why was that dude bogarting the ball so much?" Actual phrase from yours truly. Bogarting (spell check) btw means "monopolizing" or in that context "hogging".
If there is one person out there who's personality I look at who I might pattern myself on or want to be like (you know if "big hak wasn't good enough). It would be Puff Daddy (ok...Jaime Foxx too...But lets focus) Maybe i'm unintensionally letting out a man crush here but that Puff has this amazing swagger that just commands respect everywhere he goes. And this is a dude who was born in VA and went to college at Howard. But he walks around KNOWING he's a G. Some people have an aura about them that makes people feel or look at you a certain way. I just look at that dude on tv and know a couple of things... One....My sister would immiedietely drop her drawers for him. Two... His hair cutter must make ALOT of dough for giving him hourly shapeups. (seroiusly...look at him...have you EVER seen him with a single hair out of line. Even on his goatee?) And three... He immiedetely gets respects from everyone he encounters. Swagger is that amazing thing that is abstract but incredibly tangible at the same time. Cuz you KNOW when somebody has it. You can feeeeeel it. You can see it. But if i asked you describe what makes somebody have it. I'd get the stuck face. I think one of the reasons so many athletes, entertainer's, and overall really rich people have people react to them with such awe, envy and respect (?) is how they carry themselves. An air of confidence goes a long way when talking to people. By about sophmore yr at CP I learned while playing basketball that when making a call if you say it with enough essertion (even if its blatantly wrong) people will go with what you say like 90% of the time. Same with answering a question from some random person or talking to a female. If you ACT like you know and say it like you were born doing it... Nobody questions you. Whether its right or wrong this is a big part of swagger. And why is swagger so important on a everyday basis? Because I estimate 85% (probably higher) of the people you encounter on a everyday basis don't have that 100% confidence in their physical, mental, emotional self to exhibit it. (Why do you think Donald Trump STILL wears that same tupee after all these years...He obviousely just doesn't care and is good with himself) I once...saw Micheal Jordan walking to his car (from a long distance) and just the swagger in his walk and the way he carried himself made me take another step back. (Seriously i actually tripped off the curb and got some wet kinda stankish curb juice on my fresh Keds...) Even from 100 yards away i knew... Micheal Jordan does not have "penis envy".
According some who see me on a everday basis I seem to have a lil swag. My little brother says i "walk cool" there's a general consensus from a couple girls/women (at what age do i start calling grown females "women") that I just "seem" like i have "a lot of female friends". That's all well and good but I want to make sure everytime I speak, walk into a room and just LOOK at somebody...Even with sunglasses on (i want you to be like "oooh sh*t I better be looking at big hak in the eye.....He might be looking at me) I want them to either think or know that I'm somebody and I need to recieve the kind of respect only given to somebody who is worth more your grandparents social security plans (rich grandparents).
Who would've thought that a random posting brought on by hyperness would've ended in me talking about Puffy and me walking tall swangin a big dick. (aka swagger)....No Karamo
Quote of the week from work:
Old dude (who also happens to be an alchohalic) comes from the bathroom up to the gym area of my clinic, on the way he stops by his therapist (female) who is standing next to another young therapist (female). Comment: "I'll have to tell *insert finance manager's name* not to overcharge me cuz my balls were getting a bath while i was in the bathroom.
*Proceeds to sing (in the tune of "do your ears hang low") "Do your balls hang low do they wabble to and fro...ect ect"
I kid you not...
Two of my favorite songs of all time is Tyrese "Sweet Lady" and "Lately"
Also..I am reaaaally kinda feelin' Justin Timberlake's new song "Sexyback". One...I like the double entendre in the name. Cuz i've always found a sexy back very sexy... I'm seroius... What's hotter then a girl with nice latissmuss dorsi (lats) or perhaps defined rhomboids. Aaaaaaand of course a big phat phatty. But yeah...the song is all super funky fresh and it makes me want to get my "cool walk" on. Oooor perhaps watch the club scene from Blade.
I'm a fan JT
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